Strangest, Oddest, Weirdest Holiday Songs? Let's go!

    A truly horrible Christmas song might exhibit a combination of cringe-worthy lyrics, an off-putting melody, and an overall lack of festive spirit. Imagine a song with overly saccharine and cliché lyrics that fail to capture the essence of the holiday season. It might rely on tired and overused tropes, lacking originality or creativity. The melody could be grating or discordant, making it unpleasant to the ears, and the overall production might feel cheap or hastily put together. 

    A horrible Christmas song could also be characterized by forced attempts at humor that fall flat, leaving listeners more annoyed than amused. Additionally, an excessive use of jingles or sound effects might contribute to an overwhelming and chaotic auditory experience. In essence, a terrible Christmas song would miss the mark on spreading joy, warmth, and the magic of the season, instead leaving a lasting impression of irritation and disappointment. 

    So what might be the worst Christmas song in history? Stay tuned! 

    “An Old Fashioned Christmas (Daddy's Home)” by Linda Bennett was released on December 1, 1975. The song is about a family who are excited to celebrate Christmas, but their excitement is ruined when they hear on the radio that their father's bus hit a tree. The song features radio reports, an angry mother and children, and a chorus that doesn't seem to care that a busload of people died.

    On a beautiful Christmas Eve, the music news and weather station share the joy of the holiday season. The scene outside is picturesque, with snow falling gently. The anticipation is high as Daddy is expected to come home, bringing happiness to everyone. He usually arrives just 10 minutes after 9, thanks to the punctuality of his bus. It's going to be a merry Christmas with all the children by the Christmas tree, a real old-fashioned Christmas for the children and their daddy.

    However, the program is interrupted by a bulletin reporting a serious accident involving the number five bus from New Haven. The bus skidded on ice and crashed into a tree. The details are still unknown, but it appears that there were no survivors. The news shocks the family, as they realize that this is the bus that their daddy rides every night. The mother tries to reassure the children, telling them not to worry, but deep down, she is devastated. She wonders what she will do now, who will walk her down the aisle on her wedding day, who will buy her toys and play with her. Just when they think all hope is lost, the door opens, and Daddy walks in, having missed his bus. They come together, grateful for their unexpected Christmas miracle, and celebrate a real old-fashioned Christmas for the children and their daddy.

    While opinions on what makes a song "weird" can vary, here are ten Christmas or holiday songs that some might find unusual or offbeat:

• "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy 
• A humorous and somewhat dark song about the unfortunate fate of Grandma on Christmas Eve.
• "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" by Gayla Peevey
• A catchy and whimsical tune expressing the desire for an unconventional Christmas gift.
• "Dominick the Donkey" by Lou Monte
• This song features a talking donkey, adding a unique twist to the traditional Christmas theme.
• "Christmas at Ground Zero" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
• A satirical song that humorously imagines Christmas festivities taking place amid a nuclear apocalypse.
• "The Chanukah Song" by Adam Sandler 
• While not exactly a Christmas song, this comedic song celebrates Hanukkah in a lighthearted and irreverent way.
• "I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)" by The Little Stinkers
• This juvenile and humorous song takes a different approach to Christmas cheer.
• "Santa Claus Is Watching You" by Ray Stevens
• A humorous take on the idea that Santa Claus is always keeping an eye on you, even when you're not behaving.
• "The Christmas Unicorn" by Sufjan Stevens
• Known for his eclectic style, Sufjan Stevens presents a unique and multi-part song that combines various elements into an unconventional Christmas track.
• "Snoopy's Christmas" by The Royal Guardsmen
• A song that narrates a fictional encounter between Snoopy and the Red Baron during Christmas, adding a whimsical touch to the holiday season.
• "All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)" by Spike Jones
• A playful and funny song featuring a child expressing their wish for a specific dental improvement as their Christmas gift.

    These songs bring a mix of humor, quirkiness, and unconventional themes to the holiday music scene. Anyone have any suggestions of what to add? 

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    Coming from TWRP's Lord Phobos is the solo album "A Very Phobos Christmas." In this festive offering, he puts a unique spin on holiday classics, transforming them into intergalactic anthems that transcend the typical yuletide sound. The album features his virtuosic guitar skills, blending with electronic elements to create a holiday experience like no other. From cosmic renditions of "Jingle Bells" to ethereal versions of "Silent Night," Lord Phobos brings a fresh, otherworldly perspective to the Christmas music canon. The tracks on "A Very Phobos Christmas" are characterized by their fusion of holiday cheer and space-age vibes. Lord Phobos' solo work retains the playful and energetic spirit of TWRP while adding a touch of holiday magic. The album showcases his versatility as a musician, demonstrating his ability to seamlessly navigate different genres and moods. Check it out here!