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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

UPDATE: Due to the request by Paramount Pictures Corporation, I am respectfully removing and replacing  unreleased “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” motion picture(s) with generic, fan made TMNT images to represent and hold the place where those images were. 

Be prepared to be shell shocked! Wait, that's a bad pun but it's not as bad as the new designs that are being leaked for Michael Bay's rendering of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Ok, so sure, the TMNT have almost 30 years of history to be worked with. But how much of it is actually important enough to be made into the movies? 



Primary TMNT from Mirage's launch goes as this: 
Volume 1: 1984–1993
Volume 2: 1993–1995
Volume 3: 1996–1999
Volume 4: 2001–2010

So that's... 26 years of Mirage's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? But Volume 3 has no importance. Peter Laird decided that Volume 3 is not "canon" or "official."That brings us to to 1984-1995 (11 years) and 2001-2010 (9 years). Most of those story lines and arcs were small and isolated. Shredder himself wasn't even a big deal. Hell, he was even killed within the first night he fought the TMNT. He actually wasn't even to hold much ground against them and committed Seppuku rather than die by their hands. The Foot Clan would use clones, Karai, and other means to haunt the Ninja Turtles with the shadow of the Shredder, but he remained dead. Don't believe me? Check it here. 
"In truth, though many TMNT fans who became fans via the first animated series see the Shredder as a REALLY important part of an ongoing, long-running battle with the Turtles, I don't think Kevin or I ever did. Yes, he was an important part of their history, and they probably would not have come into existence without his involvement in their world (or more accurately Splinter's world)... but that's about it. Other than bringing the Shredder back for "Return to New York" (and the few issues preceding that set that arc up), I never missed him in any of the other TMNT books I worked on."  - Peter Laird
The Fred Wolf Films and Playmates toyline made Shredder into a cartoony version of himself and that's where he managed to become an ongoing threat. The Archie Comics run was based on the cartoon but even in that, he wasn't the biggest threat they dealt with. 4Kids did a relaunch with an alien posing as the Shredder where was an ongoing threat and Dreamwave made a small series of comic books adapted from those stories. Nicktoons currently is doing a pretty great CGI series that pulls elements from both the Mirage, Fred Wolf Films, and the old live action movies. But Michael Bay's take on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Let's begin... 

The original image that was here was Michael Bay's Transformers Megatron plus Power Rangers' Lord Zedd equaling this new movie Shredder because that is what the image looked like to me.

Shredder looks like Michael Bay's Transformers Megatron and Lord Zedd from Power Rangers had a child together. It's cool that Michael Bay's TMNT is pulling from fan favorites over source material to create a whole new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but the design just seems like he is trying too hard. The next image is even scarier...

The image that was here was the original Jim Henson's studios Leonardo plus Turok the Dinosaur Hunter equaling the new movie's Leonardo because he wears a strikingly close set of armor. These knock off Ninja Turtles are almost a fair and accurate representation of what the new TMNT look like though!

I'm hoping that this is a final assault... "City at War" design. To me, the TMNT never really war armor unless it was for a final showdown, last resort, all chips are in... kind of battle. With that menacing looking Shredder? It can work. But if that's the look for the whole movie? It's going to be taking away from the elements that I like about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; that there plastron is their armor. Besides that, what is bothering me? The nostrils? The over muscular designs? The scales? The too human looking face? Yes, all of the above. I'm afraid to see what Splinter is going to look like. 

This article is pretty much a knee-jerk reaction to the images I am seeing and the information I keep hearing about how and where Michael Bay and his team plan on altering the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I grew up with. I know it was not a perfect movie, but TMNT from 2007 was great. It was for kids, had limited back story about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so anyone can enjoy it, and it kept the Green Team true to their forms. What I see right now? This is making the Bayformers series look great. While the robot form designs may have lacked, at least the concept of alien robots that turned into vehicles kept, the important characters (Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, etc) stayed almost true to their source material.

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Monday, January 27, 2014

GeeksAgainst!: Justice League - War

I had the privilege of being able to view this before it gets out for the public next week. Mainly as a Marvel fan, I don't pretend that I am an authority of DC; especially when it comes to the Justice League. I know a lot about Batman but that's from what I was exposed to thanks to Batman: The Animated series and Batman Beyond. Heck, I enjoyed the altered Batman history for the Bale/Nolan run.

Summary: I'll start off without any spoilers because I feel that is pretty fair... especially since this set to be officially released on February 4, 2014. (For those who want to pre-order a copy...) The story takes place before the formation of the Justice League. Green Lantern runs into Batman and the two end up dealing with a Parademon; the Darkseid's monstrous shock/invasion troops from Apokolips. After deciding that the Parademon is of alien nature, they decide to finally meet Superman to see what he knows. Meanwhile, the Flash is has already aware of the alien activity and has been in touch with a lab. During this time, Wonder Woman confronts a mob of anti-superhero protestors. The rest? It's packed with pretty great action. I am not going to spoil or reveal the rest of the plot.

The Pros: With this being a first of possibly more animated Justice League movies, I really like how it wasn't filled with too much backstories that hardcore comic fans already know and also not too many references for new fans to be overwhelmed. The designs of the characters were great. The personalities and mannerisms were pretty much spot on. With a line up of Darkseid and his forces against Wonder Woman, Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, Superman, Shazam, and Cyborg, there's plenty to enjoy. Dialogue was great as well.

The Cons: Flash needed more screen time as well as some more with Shazam. Cyborg could have used some more time adjusting. Other than that, I really enjoyed the direction of this movie.

Overall: 10/10 Stars

Conclusion: As a PG-13 movie, the animated violence and language definitely takes it to the more mature audience. It was nice to not see an animated "kiddie" movie from DC. Marvel has cancelled Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and replaced it with Avengers: Assemble and Hulk: Agents of SMASH, it's nice to actually see and feel like comic book movies are for my age range again.  I would definitely recommend watching it; especially if you have been anti-DC before in the past.


Thursday, November 14, 2013

Marvel Legends are in stock at HasbroToyShop!

I'm not a Marvel Legends collector but... http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/action-figures-marvel-marvel-legends
Black Panther is in stock!
http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/action-figures-marvel-legends-black-panther-figure?CD=2&BR=820&SBR=452&ST=SO&PG=1
Jean Grey is in stock!
http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/action-figures-marvel-legends-jean-grey-figure?CD=2&BR=820&SBR=452&ST=SO&PG=1
Wrecker is in stock!
http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/action-figures-marvel-legends-marvels-wrecking-crew-figure?CD=2&BR=820&SBR=452&ST=SO&PG=1
Scarlet Spider is in stock!
http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/action-figures-marvel-legends-scarlet-spider-figure?CD=2&BR=820&SBR=452&ST=SO&PG=1
Hawkeye is in stock!
http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/action-figures-marvel-legends-marvels-hawkeye-figure?CD=2&BR=820&ST=NW&PG=1

Note: This post was made at 9:15 AM EST on Thursday, November 14, 2013.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Summer's Over?

Hey there, comic book and movie fans! It's a day late and that's because we were taking a day off for Labor Day. It appears that summer is just around for a few more days as everyone is getting ready to go back to school and work. I celebrated turning 29 on Saturday... 


So, let's go over our Weekend Wind Down... 

The most recent episode of Breaking Bad was pretty epic; I definitely recommend you all get around to watching it if you have ever seen an episode of it. If you haven't seen any, I am urging you to go watch Season 1 and get caught up. I can't spoil or ruin this series by telling anyone about what just happened! 

The other thing I have noticed that I want to talk about was on a Marvel forum. Why do Marvel fans feel the need to rip into DC? Seriously, I know there are probably DC fans that rip apart Marvel as well so this conversation can go both ways. Marvel and DC have a lot in common but also have differences. I can go into the list of what they have in common and what they don't but it's trivial. 

I'm glad that there is another comic book company out there that makes Marvel have to compete. Marvel cannot get too cocky so they need to watch what DC does and vice versa. Take what happened when with pro-wrestling during the end of WCW; WWE (or was it WWF still?) started coming up with bad plots because they knew that they had the audience now. Or look at it when there is only one gas station in your town... they now have the monopoly and control the pricing. When there are two or more, each has to earn your business. 

So why do fans of Marvel or fans of DC feel they need to attack the other? I'm really puzzled. I've seen some of the flame wars go on where a fan of Marvel will refer to people who like DC as being almost an inferior sub-species of human. There's a lot of hostility between the two different groups. While most of my comic book merchandise is Marvel-based, I will sit down and enjoy a good DC storyline or cartoon series. Batman the Animated Series was pretty epic and still very timeless.

So, can anyone tell me why they hate DC or Marvel so much when they read the only the other's publisher? And can you do it intellectually without using hate slurs? And can you do it while citing story lines that you read from start to finish? 

If so, I'd like to hear from you! If not, can't we all just get along? 

Monday, August 26, 2013

The Return and Breaking Bad!

After what was possibly the worst couples days physically for me, I am alive and finally able to focus on returning the site to start what I really wanted to do; start up the site. Ever since Super Storm Sandy, we've had a failure to launch and that blame rests on my shoulders. With that said, I'm not going to delay anymore.



That being said, I'm kicking off with Breaking Bad; which is in the final season of the series. This will contain spoilers and this will be coming from a person who got into the series just before the midpoint of Season 5 and watched every episode on Netflix until he was caught up...

The Basics:

  • Walter White was a high school science teacher who found out he was dying of cancer.
  • Hank, Walt's brother-in-law, takes Walt out to show him what he does for a living; crack down on drugs.
  • Walter recognizes one of the meth cooks as one of his past students, Jesse Pinkman.
  • Walt decides to team up with Jesse to make meth. Walt wants to use the money to treat his cancer and take care of his family if he cannot beat the cancer.
  • For most of Season 1, Walt seemed to actually not approve of what he was doing and the issues involved with the drug world. He didn't like having to kill people. 
  • Walt actually cared about Jesse for most of Season 1 as well.
  • As the series continues, Walt eventually gets too entrenched with the drug world. When he wants out, he cannot get out for various reasons; others won't let him leave because of how great his product is OR he realizes how much money can be made.
  • Jesse eventually wants out. He wants out of the drugs as well. He keeps meeting girls of interest and he is watching how his lifestyle is affecting them. One of the girls he cares for dies during an overdose.
  • The White family is starting to crumble as Walt's wife has an affair and is no longer happy with him. Eventually Walt is able to fix all that.
  • Hank eventually realizes that Walt is the meth cook and dealer he has been after for so long and confronts him. He just doesn't have the evidence needed. 
***SEASON 5 SPOILERS AHEAD***

That takes us to Episode 511 properly titled "Confessions." The police have Jesse in custody in a questioning room. Jesse isn't cooperating; especially now that Hank is in the room with him. Fortunately, Jesse's devious lawyer, Saul, is able to get Jesse out with bail. Fortunately for Walt, Jesse also didn't speak about anything to Hank. However, Hank did mention to Jesse that if he talked about Walt, he'll do his best to get a deal cut for Jesse to walk away.

Meanwhile with the Whites, there's a showdown with Hank against Walt. They meet up at a restaurant to talk; Walt's still denying Hank's claim. Hank wants Walt to confess. Walt decides to leave and gives Hank a copy of a DVD that has his 'confession.' It's filled with deceptions but it incriminates Hank as being the reason why Walt was 'forced' into the drug world. Hank allegedly has been using his connections and his resources with the DEA to run a hidden drug front. Of course, Skyler and Marie are both sticking to their husband's side. It's at this point where Hank finds out that Walt paid for his recovery surgery from when he got shot badly while trying to take down the drug cartels that were after him. With that information, Hank feels broken.

Now back to the saga of Jesse Pinkman. Jesse has been acting pretty depressed since a big heist of getting chemicals needed. A small boy was killed for what he had witnessed and that has made Jesse very remote and distant. Saul sets up a meeting between Walt and Jesse; the two partners had split a while back. Saul and Walt convince Jesse to leave New Mexico and start a new life. Saul even gets Jesse in contact with someone to set him up with new IDs and a new life.

While Jesse is waiting at the pick up location for his new life to start, he starts to figure out something because of the cigarettes he was about to smoke. He realizes that Walt had used ricin to poison Brock; the child of a woman Jesse cared about. Walt used Brock's illness to inspire Jesse to helping him take out Gus. Once again, the element of a young, innocent boy getting dragged into things because of Walt emotionally charges Jesse. This time Jesse decided to take action into his own hands. He heads back to Saul's office to confront him and then takes off. Saul warns Walt about how Jesse is now off the chain.

The episode ends with Jesse breaking into the White's home and he is pouring excessive amounts of gasoline through the place. For anyone who has been following Breaking Bad regularly this season, we've seen that Walt's house is in ruins in a 'flash forward' opening scene for the episode of Blood Money.

With this being said, what is next for Jesse? We know that Walt has his revolver now in his possession...